We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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