I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
