You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I understand Curling. That high.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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