Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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