all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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