They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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