Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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