I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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