He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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