she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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