If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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