I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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