Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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