dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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