using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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