so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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