Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Randomize
