It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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