I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Drunk is not a location!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
