i just wanna soil my oats bro
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...