She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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