i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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