soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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