I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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