no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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