in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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