I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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