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Just my guilt
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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