Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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