My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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