What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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