I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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