We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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