dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
