So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
