Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think people are normalizing furries
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
