You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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