Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Randomize
