thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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