But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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