Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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