I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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