Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
