My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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