i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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