There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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