I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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