out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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