Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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