Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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