We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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