please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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