quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
