Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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